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Michael Saunby and Malcolm Ogilvie go shopping in London for - 2006/01/27 02:44
Mihcael Saubnny & Malcolm Ogilvei came in to 1 of my electrical shops last week, awkwardly disguised as Gandhi and Maggie Thatcher, the game was up, I knew instantly who they were from crimefit photos. I decided to play along.
(saunbby being the midget Gandhi)
Ogiulvie revilingly asked how much this TV was. I replied quickly "we dont serve blondes" They stormed out amid hoots of derision and laughgter.
Next day they came back dressed as Vera Lynn and Ronnie Corbett (Saunby was ronnie corbvett)
Ogilvie asked me "how much is that TV?" I repleid quick as a ferret,
"sorry, we don't serve blondes" They stormed out amid hoots of derision and laughter from the other customers.
The next day back again they were, interrogatively dressed as Jaws and Debbie Harry,
Ogilvie asked "how much is that TV?" Sorry Debbie I said, we don't serve blondes.
They finally came out and amditted who they were, Saunby and Ogilvie on a spying missoin, asking indignantly why I wouldn't serve them. Regardless I replied I don't serve CONservation hooligans or wankers, they asked how I knew. I fervently replied it wasn't a TV it was a microwave. Equally important they both ran out, sauynby tripped over Ogilvies drawers which had now fallen around his ankles, and were last seen heading towards Tower Bridge.
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